raise your hands if you have jealousy issues and although u try your hardest not to be like ‘i liked the thing first’ you still get mad upset sometimes
i feel so pathetic because i want to talk to you all the time and i bet you never even think of me
I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.
I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.
I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.
one does not simply die young
Oh. Well, I can honestly say this wasn’t at all what I was expecting.
i love everything about this
…..oh my god
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT. OOOOOOOMG
there should be game shows for fangirls
“Feels or No Feels”
Wheel of Feels
The Ship is Right
Name That Fandom
Are You Smarter than a Fictional Character
Who Wants to Be An Emotional Wreck
Whose Feels are These Anyway
boys are so cute and they dont know they’re so cute so they smile and smirk and cock their heads to the side and smile at you and they bite their lips and when they stretch, you can see their stomach, and that little line of hair going to their belly button and down to their crotch and some of them run their fingers through their hair and make it all messy on purpose and sometimes their hands are really big and that makes me happy
Tony’s anxiety / post traumatic stress
“You experience things. And then they’re over, and you still can’t explain them? Gods, aliens, other dimensions. I’m just a man in a can.”
there’s a tradition where if you step on the campus seal in the middle of the quad you won’t graduate in 4 years unless you touch a statue of our school mascot (a goat that’s is like 60 feet away across an open field) within 10 seconds and I just watched a senior accidentally step on it, holler “SHIT” at the top of his lungs, drop his bags, and break into a dead sprint across the lawn. I love college
Fangirling? Excuse me but I am more mature than that.
I fanwoman, thank you very much.
Fanwoman? I fanlady, peasant.
Fanlady? I fanqueen, peasant.
Fanqueen? I fangoddess, mortal.
Fangoddess? I fanbeyonce, bye.
Fanbeyonce? I FanDARK LORD SATAN RULER OF HELL IMMORTAL LEADER OF THE ARMY OF LUCIFER
Exhibit A: The typical progression of a post on tumblr
and this ladies and gentleman is a perfect example of why this video was 100% necessary.